Lance is a kid and friend of Kellen and Murky. He has a crush on Amy (later became very close). Lance has been described as weird and a social outcast. Origami Yoda first advice to him was not to waste his money on a movie he wasn't even allowed to see. He has written the chapters "Origami Yoda vs. the Vampyre," "Origami Yoda and the Exploding pizza bagels of love," and " Fortune Wookiee Boogie-Woogie." He calls people weird even though he is weird. He also skates at parks.